Procrastination 101

Don’t do the thing now. Don’t do the thing next. Don’t ever do the thing.

This is the key to successful procrastination.

All you need to do is find something else, anything else, to do, instead of doing the thing.

Read about the thing.

Think about the thing.

Talk about the thing.

It’s really not difficult to procrastinate. I don’t know why people are always complaining about it.

Maybe I’m missing something 🤪